So What Is an Iron Ranger?

What is an Iron Ranger?
You have to be familiar with the term: Beer Me
You think warm is above 32 degrees
You don’t mind when someone says; aye
You think sitting in an icehouse on the middle of a frozen lake in the middle of January is fun
You have to shovel, and 15 minutes later the plow comes by and leaves a 10 ft. drift
You know it is summer when the beer league softball starts
Your favorite sport is drinking
You know every back road and every party spot on the back roads
You know at least one Finnish joke
You actually enjoy watching a hockey game or playing in boot hockey
You can go to a street dance and run into people you actually know
You think cliff diving off of mine dumps should be an Olympic sport
The Friday night activity of choice used to be a keggar at a pit party
You have cruised Main Street on the weekends
Gun racks and a four-wheel drive truck are the norm
When returning to da range the sight of mine dumps takes your breath away
NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE NOW, THE RANGE IS HOME!
You continually have to teach city people the correct pronunciation of sauna
Your tires have a permanent orange tint
You must be able to take a side, and defend it, in the Ford v. Chevy debate
You look forward to karaoke night
In the summer you know that there is nothing better then spending a day at Lake Vermillion
You know at least 50 people whose last names end in “ich”
While you were in high school, you froze your butt off in the middle of winter drinking beer outside
You know whatever you may need; L&M Supply will have it
You know that the Eveleth Fourth of July Festivities is the social event of the summer
You have been to an overview in the sky
You cheer for any northern team in the state hockey tournament, especially if they are playing

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